TIM EDGHILL - CLUB PRESIDENT & FOUNDER
Known as: EDGE
Better Three quarters: Haze, JoJo, Jamie and little Adam
Likes: Scoring tries (rare), Fine Bordeaux, Real Ale, Getting muddy, Spoofing, Fine Food, MGB Roadsters, Marmite, Saturdays, England beating Scotland, travel (especially touring), Bank Holidays, long lunches and winning the Lottery (no experience yet!)
Dislikes: Marzipan

SAM CORNISH – 1XV CAPTAIN
Known as: Corno
Better half: Out there 
At the heart of the exiles engine room, towering forward, who leads from the front. Southern hemisphere breeding demonstrates quality of the pitch and an unfailing beer capacity.

MAX GALLAGHER – 1XV VICE CAPTAIN & LEAGUE SECRETARY
Known as: Maxie
Better half: Questionable
Elder 50% of the club engine room, happier at a canter in the back row. Something big in property and as flame haired as any self respecting mad celt.

DAN WEBSTER – TREASURER
Known as: Webbo
Better half: remains to be seen!
The smart money with a keen eye on the bottom line. Morose about an ever increasing number of injuries per season, but great news for the coffers.

MATT TERRY – SOCIAL SECRETARY 
Known as: Tezza
Better half: Our physio....!
Super Tezza or Mr Enthusiasm gets the prize for the new best thing in the exiles.  Full of energy and good ideas and a pretty good back too.  Completely responsible for most of the major hangovers of the season, watch the social page!!!.

PAUL HUBBARD-BROWN – OVERSEAS SECRETARY
Known as: PHB
Better half: PHB2 (Got married!) Perennial wonder child of the Club who consistently looks 21 (and has since he joined!) Utility in life as on the pitch, PHB is always able to flow with the go especially on all day binges!! Took a brief sabbatical from Rugby to ‘Bulk Up’ and ended up eating 20 plates of pasta a day and still losing weight, gave it all up and has put on half a stone ! Now back playing rugby. Suave in Tweed, even in Hong Kong!
Likes: Everyone
Dislikes: No one!
 
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Known as: 
Better half: 

CHRIS PEARSE – LEAGUE SECRETARY
Known as: PEARSY
Better half: Trina
‘King of the Kitty’ and purveyor of fine black Sambuca.
Recently moved to the Burbs (nothing to do with Trina!!!) and got engaged (NOTHING to do with Trina !!!!!) and seen out less since he bought a wide-screen TV (in fact two for his new gaff)!! Allergic to cleaning products and is keen to develop a garden that never grows! Dances with his eyes shut.  Global spoofer with Edge.
Dislikes: closing time.

GORDON MARSDEN – GLOBAL REPRESENTATIVE
Known as: GORDO
Better half: In the pipeline!
Northern bitter drinker, Agent turned Investment Man - enough said? Highly versatile back with a pass to die for. Knows more about Refereeing than most referees, or at least how to get hold of one!. Ran the New York Marathon because was told it was the holiday of a lifetime. Bought a wreck in Tooting to do it up, now grey from all that white emulsion! Now playing in Hong Kong.

PETE WILSON – COMMS OFFICER
Known as: MEAT
Better half: Alexandra (Mrs Meat to you!)
Great all-round bloke... (writes web content too).                       Likes: Showboating                            Dislikes: Getting dirty/tackling