TIM EDGHILL - CLUB PRESIDENT & FOUNDER MEMBER/COACH
Known as: EDGE
Better Three quarters: Haze, JoJo, Little Jamie and Adam
Likes: Scoring tries (rare), Fine Bordeaux, Real Ale, Getting muddy, Spoofing, Fine Food, MGB Roadsters, Marmite, Saturdays, England beating Scotland, travel (especially touring), Bank Holidays, long lunches and winning the Lottery (no experience yet!) Dislikes: Marzipan

MAX GALLAGHER – 1XV CAPTAIN
Known as: Maxie
Better half: Questionable
Elder 50% of the 2005/2006 club engine room, happier at a canter in the back row. Somthing big in property and as flame haired as any self respecting mad celt.

JAMES LEWIS – 1XV V. CAPTAIN
Known as: Lewie                                      Better half: ?                                                     Deceptive pace for a BIG lad, happy at 10 or 12, and a decent size tackle too. More than capable deputy for study-boy above.    Likes: Pies                                            Dislikes: His future in the front row

PAUL HUBBARD-BROWN – CLUB SECRETARY
Known as: PHB
Better half: PHB2 (Just got married!) Perennial wonder child of the Club who consistently looks 21 (and has since he joined!) Utility in life as on the pitch, PHB is always able to flow with the go especially on all day binges!! Took a brief sabbatical from Rugby to ‘Bulk Up’ and ended up eating 20 plates of pasta a day and still losing weight, gave it all up and has put on half a stone ! Now back playing rugby. Suave in Tweed!
Likes: Everyone
Dislikes: No one!
 
TOM CRESSWELL – 2XV CAPTAIN
Known as: Tom (weirdly) 
Better half: Hmmmm......
Blonde and sleek, styled on Daniel Craig, but without the fast cars and licence! Accepts nothing less than ultimate effort, especially at the Bar!

JOHNNY CADDICK – CLUB CAPTAIN
Known as: CAD
Better half: Tanya
Describes himself as: Smooth, Sleek, Sexy, Sorted, Suave, Sophisticated, Strong and Significant.
Described by the Club as: A prop.

CHRIS LONGMAN – TREASURER
Known as: LONGO
Better half: Doesn’t drink halves!
Legendary drinker, wily prop and overly dramatic medic to himself on the pitch! Pastimes include scaring people and talking VERY loudly. Favourite snack is three water buffalo lightly seared on a bed of rice that would feed India. Thinks Alpha Romeo cars are classics.
Loves banter with Pearsy, hates extra-time.

CHRIS PEARSE – LEAGUE SECRETARY
Known as: PEARSY
Better half: Trina
‘King of the Kitty’ and purveyor of fine black Sambuca.
Recently moved to the Burbs (nothing to do with Trina!!!) and got engaged (NOTHING to do with Trina !!!!!) and seen out less since he bought a wide-screen TV (in fact two for his new gaff)!! Allergic to cleaning products and is keen to develop a garden that never grows! Dances with his eyes shut.  Global spoofer with Edge.
Dislikes: closing time.

GORDON MARSDEN – GLOBAL REPRESENTATIVE
Known as: GORDO
Better half: In the pipeline!
Northern bitter drinker, Agent turned Investment Man - enough said? Highly versatile back with a pass to die for. Knows more about Refereeing than most referees, or at least how to get hold of one!. Ran the New York Marathon because was told it was the holiday of a lifetime. Bought a wreck in Tooting to do it up, now grey from all that white emulsion!

CHRIS LEWIS – GENERAL FACTOTUM
Known as: LEWIE
Better half: To be confirmed……..
The Club’s answer to Jethro, this is west country madness at its best. The stand off with a back issue, better known as the bionic man given how many rebuilds he has undergone. Property to the core, he was last seen selling his pack lunch for 3% initial. Ever present and ex captain of the seconds, this exiles legend gets better with age, roll on becoming a Vet!
Likes: Birds with Big tits
Dislikes: Birds without big tits! 

PETE WILSON – COMMS OFFICER
Known as: MEAT
Better half: Alexandra (Mrs Meat to you!)
Great all-round bloke... (writes web content too).                       Likes: Showboating                            Dislikes: Getting dirty/tackling